This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with messages for useless products. How can I more info filter all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm fed up with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Stupid Messages
You know you're so slick, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.